I’m not usually morbid, but all this stuff about the Pope lying in state… It’s just kinda creepy. I mean, the man is dead. And he’s lying there and people are wallking by… ew. Nothing against the Pope; it’d be creepy with anyone. At least Reagan was in a coffin.
So hear me now and believe me later, as Hans and Franz used to say. I do not want people looking at my dead body. Do. Not. Want. That.
Unless I die in a cosmetic surgery accident and look fabulous.