Befuddled in Hazzard County
Saw The Dukes of Hazzard. It was a good time. I never ever ever thought I would say this, but Stiffler was hot in this scruffy ignorant sheepish-grin bad driver kind of way. What’s the matter with me? Must be the heat…
One thing perplexes me about the Duke family though. Bo, Luke, and Daisy are all cousins, but none of them are siblings. So…that’s three sets of missing parents. Did some tragedy take out six members of the Duke clan simultaneously, leaving them all with Uncle Jesse to raise them? Did the still explode?
Speaking of stills, why are the Dukes running ‘shine when beer is available at the Boar’s Nest? I think the moonshine is a front for the Duke family meth lab.