Winners Are Stupid
Hello?! If you’ve entered a contest to win concert tickets, perhaps you could check your freaking email occasionally so that if you won said tickets you’ll know about it?
Sad thing today–the winner I’d randomnly picked for tonight’s Green Day concert in Atlanta did not reply back with his contact info (I need his ‘real’ name so he can pick up his tickets at Will Call). So not only did I have to send mail to this guy saying ‘sorry dude’, but I had to pick another winner (who had supplied his real name) and just hope he can make it to a concert that starts in six hours.
Another gripe about winners: When I ask you for your mailing address to send you stuff like t-shirts or autographed pics of the Frag Dolls, give me your whole freakin’ address! Guess what? As important as you are to your mommy, I don’t know where the hell you live. Sending me only your street address doesn’t work either. I actually require a freaking city and state. Not to mention a zip code! Grrrr! I end up exchanging three or four mails with some of these people before I have all the info I need to mail a freaking t-shirt!!!!
From here on out, you either give me EVERYTHING I ask you for from the get-go, or NO T-SHIRT FOR YOU.
So let it be written, so let it be done.