How to Pick Up Chicks
I recently read Neil Strauss’ latest book The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists.
Guys, go ahead and read it. The majority of you definitely could use more game. Love ya though.
Ladies, I urge you NOT to read this book. It’s like pulling the curtain back to discover that the great and powerful Oz is a pathetic little bald man. You know all those cute, endearing, unique and memorable things boys have said to you over the years? They’re all in this book. And you fell for it, just like I did. This is the sort of book that will make you smack your noggin against the nearest flat surface and intone "Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!" Not fun.
You’ll never trust anything that comes out of guy’s mouth again. Of course I don’t need to tell you that anything they say on the first three dates is utter bullshit right? It’s peacocking; spreading out their colorful and glorious tail feathers to display their worthiness as a mate.