words about words

Here are answers to some recent emails I’ve received at
  • Thanks for your interest, but the Xbox Live Arcade Party sweepstakes was A YEAR AGO. The Points are gone and the pizzas have been eaten.
  • I’m sorry to hear about your lost job/sick kid/bad luck, but I don’t have any Xbox 360 Elites to hand out.
  • No thanks, I have plenty of Xbox Ambassadors right now.
  • While I appreciate that you are ‘desperate’ to get into the games industry, we hire a janitorial staff to sweep our floors. Try getting a Computer Science degree.
  • Thanks for your email. I regret I do not understand Spanish/German/French/Korean.
  • Because Europe has its own Marketing department who run their own events and contests. It’s not because we hate you.
  • No, I don’t know why Xbox Live has not launched in your country. It’s not because we hate you.
  • I agree that it’s fun to get things for free. However our stockholders would not be very happy if we gave away everything gratis.
  • I’m not recruiting Xbox Ambassadors right now.
  • No, I don’t know when Video Marketplace is coming to your country. It’s not because we hate you.
  • No, I don’t know when your favorite show is coming to Video Marketplace.
  • While I appreciate the great service that Ambassadors provide, I can not expand your friends list/give you a watermark/give you a special gamerpicture/give you a free Xbox Live subscription/get you into the Halo 3 friends and family beta/make you a star.
  • Try calling 1 800-4MY XBOX.
  • Check out
  • Yeah events do tend to be in New York or Los Angeles. I can’t predict when or if there we be an event in your town. It’s not because we hate you.
  • Wow I’m so happy you added me to your Facebook/Tagged/Linked In/Whatever site. Now go away.
  • No I will not kick someone off my Friends List to add you. It’s not because I hate you.
  • I have enough Xbox Ambassadors, thanks.
  • Use the Report tool.
  • I’m sorry you had to see that. Please file bad feedback.
  • GamerchiX Ladies Night is not like Frag Doll Friday. It’s for the girls to play each other.

18 thoughts on “TriXie’s Mailbag – Part 2

  1. Strattos says:

    Now that is some funny stuff. I do not envy your inbox.

  2. SCOTT says:

    Ouch!  Some of those are pretty harsh TriXie (e.g. "Now go away").

  3. James says:

    Hilarious stuff, TriXie.  I also don’t envy your inbox.  I’m glad nothing I have ever sent you made the list, lawl.

  4. Luigi says:

    I bet "It’s not because we hate you" it’s part of your sig and you just take it out when it’s not needed.

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  6. Joe says:

    Poor Trixie, the things you do for the business. I would have a headache by now.keep up the great work!

  7. Brandon says:

    no 15 will get you 20 this time. Guess thats a good sign.

  8. Kiki says:

    And those are probably your mailbox AUTO response…  tell us what you really want to say 🙂

  9. Christina says:

    Hehe, that’s hilarious. I’m with Gronar, glad that nothing I’ve ever sent you has ended up on the list.
    Sure you guys don’t need a janitor? 😉

  10. Nicholas says:

    So basically your inbox consists of all the dumb posts on the forums?  That sucks.

  11. Daylon says:

    ok so let me get this straight, you actually don’t hate me?

  12. Jeremy says:

    I’m suprised you don’t get more, "will you marry me/go out with me/date me/meet me IRL" emails.

  13. Eric says:

    So, what can I get for free as an Ambassador for GamerChix Ladies Night?

  14. Pasi says:

    LOL! Cheers, Trixie! That was golden 😀

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