Maui was amazing…
Here are my top three Maui tips:
1. Go to the beach at Kapalua. It’s the best.
2. Do not wear a bikini bottom that bisects the tattoo on your lower back. Makes a stupid tan line.
3. Do not return on the redeye. The money you save is NOT worth it.
PS. I saw these dudes at the aquarium in Maui taking a pic of what appeared to be Flat Stanley next to the giant tank that had sharks and scary stingrays. Who’s Flat Stanley?