Food pyramids are the 9th wonder of the world
Please. Does anyone pay attention to these things? They’re insane! Here’s what I ate today: Breakfast- giant non-fat vanilla latte. Lunch-a stale yellow gummi bear. Dinner-half pint of Haagen-Dazs chocolate chip cookie dough icecream. This bounty was washed down by approximately five cans of Diet Coke. Last night I had Doritos for dinner.
Here’s my food pyramid:
The unlooked-for benefit of this health-free diet? Supreme crankiness. I’ve spent the last 30 minutes exchanging hate mail with a co-worker in Marketing.