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Food pyramids are the 9th wonder of the world


Please. Does anyone pay attention to these things? They’re insane! Here’s what I ate today: Breakfast- giant non-fat vanilla latte. Lunch-a stale yellow gummi bear. Dinner-half pint of Haagen-Dazs chocolate chip cookie dough icecream. This bounty was washed down by approximately five cans of Diet Coke. Last night I had Doritos for dinner.

Here’s my food pyramid:

Caffeine
Ice cream/candy
SALTY GOODNESS

The unlooked-for benefit of this health-free diet? Supreme crankiness. I’ve spent the last 30 minutes exchanging hate mail with a co-worker in Marketing.

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5 thoughts on “Food pyramids are the 9th wonder of the world

  1. Matthew on said:

    Someone hates you?I dont pay attention to that food pyramid also. I, being a picky eater, I just eat whatever I want.I stay a lean mean, 150 lbs by swimming. It does the body good.

  2. Randy on said:

    I dunno where they get their information from… I mean for me, the four major food groups are beef, chicken, pork, and cheese. That’s a well balanced diet right there. (and people wonder why I don’t ever want to date a Vegan :|)

  3. Christa on said:

    Yeah, I don’t get the whole vegetarian/vegan thing. We have those pointy teeth for a reason: to tear flesh. Humans are meant to be carnivorous.

  4. Unknown on said:

    My diet consists of only salty tears, after losing the E3 contest. Okay I am officially done milking it and moving on… it’s beer thirty anyways. Party over here.

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