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TriXie’s mailbag


Wow did the emails build up while I was in Italy!
 
To save time (and to give curiousity-seekers a glimpse of my inbox) I hereby post the answers to some of the emails I have received recently at xlmail@microsoft.com:
 
  • I’m sure you ARE very mature for your age, but in the state I live in, 15 will get you 20.
  • I’m sorry, I haven’t published your Gamer Spotlight because I’m afraid your one word answers won’t be very compelling reading for the rest of the community. Would you care to expand on your answers and try again?
  • I don’t know why you were banned from the forums for 158 years, but I will look into it and get back to you.
  • I’m sorry, we’re full up on Ambassadors right now, but thank you for your interest.
  • Oh I see. It’s a JOB you’re interested in–not me. My bad, you French bastard.
  • I’m sorry you were disappointed in the game, but I can’t give you your money back. I don’t have your money. I suggest sending an email to the game publisher. Good luck.
  • If there was a job that included just playing games, I would have that one already. Check out the jobs here http://www.microsoft.com/careers/, but I must warn you; your admitted lack of computer skills may prove to be an obstacle.
  • I’m sorry, I haven’t published your Gamer Spotlight because I could not read your answers. Try using spell check.
  • No, I don’t know how to get your gamer card on MySpace, but lots of people in the forums know how to do it and can help you out.
  • Yes. Try this link: http://www.microsoft.com/careers/
  • That is a very sweet and generous offer, but I don’t believe I  have my prom dress any more. 😦
  • None of the second wave Ambassadors have their icons yet. Because I am an evil selfish bitch and have not done them yet.
  • Fame is subjective. I’m sorry you feel that the PMS girls are not famous enough for your taste, but it was really not intended as a slight against your clan in particular.
  • No, you cannot "have lots of money"
  • http://www.microsoft.com/careers/
 
 
 
 
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29 thoughts on “TriXie’s mailbag

  1. The emails you get bear a striking resemblance to the messages I get on my 360 – minus the prom invite, and one or two other items…

  2. Christa on said:

    haha e. Here’s hoping you don’t have to deal with the French bastard who bwoke my wittle heart 😉

  3. ROBERT on said:

    I feel special now. Considering 12 out of 15 of those emails were from me…..seriously though…. where’s my loads of money. For reals.

  4. Kelly Rock on said:

    lol, I still can’t believe the whole prom thing. Way to let em down easy. 😀

  5. MthdDirector on said:

    It’s a mixed bag indeed, your mailbag! 
     
    And nobody’s asking you for Zuma advice?  What a shame!

  6. Mike on said:

    I knew I wasn’t the only "please help me get a job" person!  I feel so dirty and used now.  I however do have talent and present a good case though!!!

  7. Patrick on said:

    Yikes! …anyway what this I hear about money?

  8. Richard on said:

    id rather have you than a job

  9. James on said:

    Oh noes!  No prom dress anymore?  What am I going to pin that corsage to at E3 next year, Trixster?  😉

  10. Kusinagi on said:

    What’s wrong Trixie??? 15 too old for you 😉  Ok kidding.. really really…  

  11. GreenLantern4 on said:

    Please….please Trixie….stop…stop what you are saying.  You had me at "Hello".

  12. I think I will send you an email just to say ‘Hi’! It seems that eveyone emails you looking for something or complaining. You should go to that kids prom and have the blogger bus take a group out on the town afterwards!

  13. Nicholas on said:

    Come on Trixie, the kid that takes you to prom would be the man.

  14. Patrick on said:

    Trix, I just want to say you rock HARD!  I think you’re underappreciated and i’ll miss you now that i’m in the land of B.  I’ll make special trips over to see you.
     
    Reading your blog never fails to make me laugh – keep it up!
     
    Skeezy

  15. Trisha on said:

    Ouch!! I can’t imagine some of the crazier emails you must get, but seriously how do I get a job?
     
    LOL..Just Kidding!!
     
    Have a Great Day Trixie!!
     
    **Happy Gaming**

  16. Debbie on said:

    I told you to get ready to face your mail box. LOLThat is the price of fame, sweetie.I hope you are done with the non-sense overdosis for a while (I mean, until the next trip).You girl!!!!*hugz*

  17. Stephen on said:

    Man that is some great stuff, one of the best things I have read in a while…. way to compile.
     
    Man I can’t imagine your inbox, you need to just set up filters anything that says forum icon, job, or prom just forward to Major.
     
     

  18. Allyn on said:

    I think Fatty is right.  Redirect to Major Nelson.
     

  19. CATHY E on said:

    LOL  Love your e-mail answers!

  20. Daylon on said:

    thanks goodness you didn’t choose my email about nose hair…not sure that would’ve come off the right way 🙂

  21. Danny on said:

    HAHA that was funny…lol So no prom Trixie? awwww…

  22. cris on said:

    Did you get a chance to drive any of those Lambos, or were you too busy checking out the guys? LOL. About that forum Icon… LMAO J/K
     
    AKA
    MoshPitVet

  23. Mark on said:

    LOL!!!  I love the e-mail answers. You just made my day 🙂 

  24. Sean on said:

    I still want the money btw lol…

  25. Noah on said:

    …so about that gaming job
     
     
     
    (j/k) funny stuff Trix, keep up the great work.

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