- Britney is divorcing Kevin! Surprising, since he is such a devoted husband and father. Not to mention a talented rapper and snappy dresser. Classic Family Guy moment: K-Fed looks into the mirror. "Mirror, mirror on the wall… How can I look like a douchebag today?"
- Itagaki being sued for sexual harrassment. I am appalled. Itagaki-san has huge respect for women. Huge, bulbous, bouncy respect.
In other news:
- Hello beautiful to new Madam Speaker Pelosi. Rock on, Nancy!
- Buh-bye to the liver-spotted, war-mongering demon! Don’t let the door hit yer ass, Rummy!
- Bad on me for thinking Viva Pinata came out Tuesday instead of tomorrow. I feel kinda guilty now for pimp-slapping that GameStop counterjockey when he wouldn’t pony up the pinatas.