Here are some songs that will never make it onto my zune…
"Honey" – Bobby Goldsboro. If the 60’s were so groovy, how could this P.O.S. about a dead wife have hit #1 on the charts in 1968?
"Muskrat Love" – The Captain and Tenille. They HAD to be high when they decided to record this. "Singin’ and jinglin’ the jango." Huh?
"The Wind Beneath My Wings" – Bette Midler. This song makes me want to shoot someone. Someone named Bette Midler.
"All I Want to Do is Make Love to You" – Heart. So, this chick’s old man is shooting blanks, so she drives around in the rain and picks up a hitch-hiker to knock her up. Then she tried to make it all romantic and profound; garden and ocean metaphors abound. Just….barfy.
Song I’m supposed to love but I despise
"What a Wonderful World" – Louis Armstrong. This piece of crap is the soundtrack to too many sap-tastic schmaltzy movie moments.
Crap Song I Love
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon" – Tony Orlando. The whole damn bus was cheering! Yay!
What songs make you irrationally angry?