words about words

My apologies if this has already been pointed out elsewhere on the interweb tubes…
I think the question of who is cooler is also a test of whether you are an introvert or an extrovert.
Ninjas are solitary; Pirates run in crews.
Ninjas are silent; Pirates cuss, sing, and say AARRRRGH!
Ninjas have to be in top physical condition; you can be a one-eyed, one-legged alcoholic and still be a kickass Pirate
Ninjas are serious and dedicated; Pirates are unrepentant party animals
Ninjas have to uphold some dumb ‘code’; Pirates are cooler the more loutish they are
Ninjas are asexual; Pirates have wenches
Ninjas have to wear black all the time; Pirate get to wear all kinds of cool outfits, plus they have tattoos
Ninjas need to keep their reflexes sharp; Pirates are drunk all the time
Ninjas only get to hang out in dark alleys and temples; Pirates get to explore the world.
To sum up: ninjas are librarians, pirates are strippers.

9 thoughts on “Pirates and Ninjas

  1. P says:

    LOL… Nice, very nice.
    Well said TriXie.

  2. Debbie says:

    Only you to make me smile when I’m down, my dear.

  3. Barton says:

    Awesome observations! Never thought about it that way. Good call Trix.

  4. Rock Cod says:

    I guess it just begs the question "Is Trixie a librarian or a stripper?"

  5. Mike says:

    A librarian stripper would be hot. 
    …so I Google’d that under images and got this back:,1.jpg  (safe for work)

  6. Nomad says:

    LMFAO! That’s awesome! Love the analogy!

  7. Pasi says:

    Go ninjas! 😀 Meanwhile, any updates on the community user group coverage you asked on a few weeks ago? The topic seems gone now, but the replies were plenty.

  8. the one says:

    im a ninja for sher im new with this thing so im still geting the hang of mine lol but thats good im a ninja

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