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Pirates and Ninjas


My apologies if this has already been pointed out elsewhere on the interweb tubes…
 
I think the question of who is cooler is also a test of whether you are an introvert or an extrovert.
 
Consider:
 
Ninjas are solitary; Pirates run in crews.
Ninjas are silent; Pirates cuss, sing, and say AARRRRGH!
Ninjas have to be in top physical condition; you can be a one-eyed, one-legged alcoholic and still be a kickass Pirate
Ninjas are serious and dedicated; Pirates are unrepentant party animals
Ninjas have to uphold some dumb ‘code’; Pirates are cooler the more loutish they are
Ninjas are asexual; Pirates have wenches
Ninjas have to wear black all the time; Pirate get to wear all kinds of cool outfits, plus they have tattoos
Ninjas need to keep their reflexes sharp; Pirates are drunk all the time
Ninjas only get to hang out in dark alleys and temples; Pirates get to explore the world.
 
To sum up: ninjas are librarians, pirates are strippers.
 
 
 
 
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9 thoughts on “Pirates and Ninjas

  1. LOL… Nice, very nice.
    Well said TriXie.

  2. Debbie on said:

    Only you to make me smile when I’m down, my dear.
     
    []s

  3. Barton on said:

    Awesome observations! Never thought about it that way. Good call Trix.

  4. Rock Cod on said:

    I guess it just begs the question "Is Trixie a librarian or a stripper?"

  5. A librarian stripper would be hot. 
     
    …so I Google’d that under images and got this back:
    http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/27/daryl_somers_narrowweb__200x293,1.jpg  (safe for work)
    WTF?

  6. LMFAO! That’s awesome! Love the analogy!

  7. Go ninjas! 😀 Meanwhile, any updates on the community user group coverage you asked on Xbox.com a few weeks ago? The topic seems gone now, but the replies were plenty.

  8. the one on said:

    im a ninja for sher im new with this thing so im still geting the hang of mine lol but thats good im a ninja

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