This is the best game ever. I give you three celebrities, you decide how you categorize each one. You must pick one to boink, one to kill, and one to marry. I’ll start you off easy: Paris, Britney, Lindsay. EVERYONE says they’d kill Paris.
Then it gets tougher with different "editions". For example, the What If They Weren’t Gay Edition: Ellen Degeneres, Melissa Etheridge, Rosie O’Donnell. Girls, your WITWG Edition is as follows: Boy George, George Michael, Elton John.
When I sprung the Obese Edition on e, he wanted to know "Is there a suicide option?" No, e, there is not.
My fave, brought to me by the evil pearljam is the Celeb Porn Edition: Screech, Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee.
For you boyz, your Celeb Porn choices are: Pamela Lee, Paris Hilton, Tonya Harding. Go!
Trixieland 
Boink: Tonya Harding (I’d be the one with the club)
Kill: Paris Hilton (sorry, can’t have sloppy 8000th)
Marry: Pam Anderson (then I could boink her all the time and I’d hold onto her if we every fell in the water)
Boink: Pamela
Kill: Rosie O’Donnel (I dislike her! :P)
Marry: Lindsay (And demand her to clean up & eat a little :D)
My bad, I chose from different categories!
Boink: Paris
Kill: Britney
Marry: Lindsay
Good GOD TriXie why not make it easy!??!Ok: Boink: Brittany, Ellen D, Tonya H.Marry: Lindsay, Melissa, Pamela A.Kill: Paris, Rosie, Paris.I can divorce though can’t I?
Nope–in the world of this game, there is no divorce. ‘Til Death…’. Also, no you can not kill the person you marry after a year. And, yes they will outlive you.
Keep in mind I made these choices if timetravel was not an issue.Boink–Tonya Harding the skater, not Tonya Harding the crazy one we know today because she is athletic and probably has a lot of stamina.Kill–Paris Hilton. I hate violence but someone has to go.Marry–Pamela Anderson. She’s Pamela Anderson, why not?!
Can i marry all that hot girls?…they really need my 22inches of heaven! Even pam! Tommy you dont scare me!
Why? Because paris is a goood cock sucker! Brit hav a big fat ass to spank! And lindsay!!! Red heads!! Yeah! And pam…is pam i luv sluts!