This is the best game ever. I give you three celebrities, you decide how you categorize each one. You must pick one to boink, one to kill, and one to marry. I’ll start you off easy: Paris, Britney, Lindsay. EVERYONE says they’d kill Paris.
Then it gets tougher with different "editions". For example, the What If They Weren’t Gay Edition: Ellen Degeneres, Melissa Etheridge, Rosie O’Donnell. Girls, your WITWG Edition is as follows: Boy George, George Michael, Elton John.
When I sprung the Obese Edition on e, he wanted to know "Is there a suicide option?" No, e, there is not.
My fave, brought to me by the evil pearljam is the Celeb Porn Edition: Screech, Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee.
For you boyz, your Celeb Porn choices are: Pamela Lee, Paris Hilton, Tonya Harding. Go!