Major Nelson’s grinchery aside, I say Halloween is the BEST DAY OF THE YEAR! Much fun was had in the office and then at a party at e’s house. Major Nelson proved himself capable of huge douchery when he failed to show up to the party. Luckily, his doppleganger (KP in disguise!) was there to deal out a bitch-slap to a misbehaving TriX as a beheaded then re-headed Marie Antoinette. My catch phrase for the evening: "’Cause I’m the f’in Queen of France, that’s why!"