This from the playground outside my apartment. These kids are probably 8 or 9.
Blonde kid: I’ll be Master Chief and you be Arbiter.
Chubby kid: No way–you always get to be Chief!
Blonde kid: You’re Arbiter. You’re with me.
Chubby kid: I don’t want to be Arbiter again!
Blonde kids: Shut up or you’ll be a marine.
Are kids that are still young enough to play on a swingset old enough to play Halo?
BTW Check out this funny video from my cool friend MatthewRex that I met in Orlando.