Trixieland

words about words


Well, the arrival of Inside Xbox on Dec 4 has caused a great surge in the volume of trixiemail. I have received hundreds of really nice messages, a handful of super vile insults, and one marriage proposal. Many many people have questions, and I’d like to answer the most common ones. I guess that would make this a TriXie FAQ?
 
  • Anyone can join the Xbox All-Nighter; you don’t have to sign up. It starts at sundown on Dec 22 and ends at sunup on Dec 23.
  • No, I’d really rather not see a picture of that. Nor am I interested in interacting with it in any way.
  • If you want to play with the Frag Dolls, send me an email at xlmail@microsoft.com. Subject: Frag Doll Friday.
  • Yes, they are real.
  • GamerchiX is not like Frag Doll Friday. It’s a chance for girls to play together. That’s why we called it Ladies Night.
  • I’d love to mention your birthday on Inside Xbox, but I’ve already filmed next week’s segment. I need a couple week’s warning.
  • I’m not declining your Friend Request. My Friends List is completely full, so I don’t even get the requests.
  • Yeah, well, the camera adds a few pounds.
  • You can’t get demos and trailers for M-rated games because that would be advertising Mature titles to minors. And the ESRB would spank us.
  • No, Major Nelson is not my boyfriend. He is happily married to a very cool chick.
  • Wow that little emoticon looks exactly like breasts. How clever you are.
  • I love you too.

11 thoughts on “TriXie’s Mailbag

  1. Elle says:

    Well, now that you’ve covered my mail, how about posting what other people sent? 😉

  2. Nicholas says:

    That was actually very funny.  It took me about 2 minutes to get why trixiemail was funny, but I still laughed.  I’m such an idiot, thank God I can play it off well and even convince some people it’s just me trying to be cute.

  3. Scott says:

    Elle, that is one of the more distubing things I’ve read today.  Thanks for that.  🙂
     
    Trixie, TELL me someone didn’t send you a picture of "that".
     
    Double-you Tee Eff, mate?
     
    And someone asked if they are real?  God, I’m ashamed that I know what the question was.  God damnit…
     
    Why the hell is my gender so god damned STUPID???
     
    *sits in a corner and cries*
     
    And why are so many of the morons on XBL?  Why, for the love of god, must I interact with these people in multiplayer???
     
    Can I have use of the BanHammer for like 2 days?  Please?  I’ll send you purses, shoes, and chocolate if you let me play Brute Squad.  Pretty please?
     
    WE love you trixie, and I must admit I’m rather smitten.  You look lovely.

  4. Bill says:

    Hahaha! There are a couple of points up there that are very funny!!

  5. Kiki says:

    About the b-day thing..  it was really just a social experiment that the cool kids (Trixie and crew) did to see if they could make the geeky chick (me) popular.  It all started out as a dare to pick on the geeky chick. 
     
    They just need to be careful that it doesnt backfire on them and I don’t go all "Carrie" on them!  Mwahahahahahaha!
     
     
    p.s.  Thanks Trixie… seriously, dude, you are the bestest, coolest chick around! 🙂

  6. James says:

    My B day is Jan tenth, BTW.  LOL, luv ya girl!

  7. Brandon says:

    The fact that someone would waste their time asking you if you were really that fat and if they were real is terrible. I hope the office isn’t the same way. BTW you don’t look bad on inside xbox. But the Major Nelson one I expected, seems to always come up.

  8. Guy says:

    Only one marriage proposal, whats wrong with people?The Inside Xbox over here in the UK pretty much sucks with no Trixie. Even The Major would be a good addition. But he hasn’t got the accent 🙂

  9. Sean K. says:

    LOL……*wiping coffee off of keyboard*…..

  10. Nicholas says:

    Quite an amusing blog you have written.
     No doubt it is true.
    It seems as though there are no questions to go with the answers … I guess I will have to figure them out myself.
     Ha ha ha.

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