Attention bachelors in Monroe, Indiana. You suck!
My good friend Mordeux was recently the honorary guest at the WORLD’s WORST BACHELOR PARTY!
Listen lameasses, you don’t take the groom golfing, and as much as I love it, you don’t set up a game of Halo 2. And you don’t make the guy wear a frickin’ Spider-Man mask! You make him wear a STRIPPER!
Strippers! Strippers! Strippers! You hear me? What the hell is wrong with you?
You crap-for-brains boys better get your act together before Saturday. You take that lad to a strip club and you fill his hot little hand with a handful of lapdance coupons. (They have pictures of Andrew Jackson on them).
Do it now!