The “Other” Party
Slipped into the competiition’s party with 4 of my fave PMS clan girls. Where have I see the white dome tents before? Hmmm? Oh yeah, it was the Xbox E3 press briefing last year and then again at Zero Hour. Guess they got a good deal on those sloppy seconds.
The band was sort of like Crystal Method–but lighter. Crystal Lite. It was bad. And people were dancing who have no business doing so. The turnout was sparse and they’d already run out of vodka by the time I got there. Was it the same donkey vodka they served at their E3 party last year? Don’t know because I didn’t get any!
The partygoers? Besides a contingent of Xboxer doing recon there were boys, boys, boys. All of whom had to fly by and staredown into Tart’s cleavage. Oh well, can’t blame ’em!
Oh, and why am I awake right now? Some as*hole from Atari drunk text messaged me at 3:30am and I can’t get back to sleep!