When I was in Italy last month we spent a LOT of time on a bus travelling from the hotel to the Lamorghini factory, Bologna and Florence. During these trips we listened to a lot of Italian radio. So I hear this song a couple of times and it’s cool and kinda bouncy and has this Tide is High/Underneath it All vibe.
I liked it so much I flipped through my Italian phrase book trying to find a way to ask Tomaso our driver who it was.
So six weeks later I discover this: The song I loved was "Stars are Blind" by… Paris Hilton. I almost hurled.
Paris and I do not get along. Jerks at Xbox *cough*Tonic*cough* mock me for my pink razr, calling it a Paris Hilton phone. Also, I dressed up like Paris Hilton for Halloween 2004 and no one knew who I was supposed to be.. they thought I was either a Barbie or a Playboy bunny.
Paris and I have this unfortunate history, and now I accidentally liked her stupid song before I knew it was her. I’m so ashamed.