Halloween Trouble

Dang it, I feel like a total clowntard. I was trying on my Halloween costume (to see if the fishnets scream "biker chick" or "hooker" –I’m hoping for the former) and the stupid zipper on the bustier got stuck on the fishnets and the zipper broke and now my whole ensemble is RUINED!
And the stupid studded collar thing broke as soon as I took it out of its stupid bag. Dumb cheapass gear!
So now Kitty is throwing an extra biker bustier into her suitcase and hopefully there will not be a vast rack discrepancy and it’ll fit. Otherwise I’ll have to go with a Harley-Davidson t-shirt or even AC/DC t-shirt. But would AC/DC make me a Rocker Chick instead of a Biker Chick?
Luckily the decorations are in good shape. e and I went to the Halloween store and loaded up on spiderwebs, rats, skulls, cockroaches, and an inflatable cooler that looks like a coffin. Eh, I hope that wasn’t meant to be a surprise.
Halloween is my favorite holiday ever. Maj says it’s not a holiday, but he is a big poop. (For example, I wandered into his office with a crispy beef burrito in my hand and he said "You went to Taco Time without me, you beeyotch")
I can’t wait for Saturday when I shall get my ghoulish groove on. I predict there will be vomiting.
PS. Stop hatin’ on my Burberry!


  1. Kitty to the rescue!Put shoes on a….tipsy Trixie….now dressing you almost completly…I’m sure Someone is going to take that the wrong way and fast….

  2. No one here will take that the wrong way.  I’m sure they’re all adults who are above such juvenile humor.
    Oh, BTW – did I mention how earlier today I was in the middle of Kitty and Trixie?

  3. I wasn’t going to comment on this point as I’m trying to cut back on the comments….BUUUUUUT:

    I know A**clown.
    I know F***tard.
    I don’t know ClownTard.
    Even my beloved urbandictionary.com is stumped–can you enlighten us?

  4. it’s a retarded clown, Mike. It’s just one step above carnytard, i.e. a retarded carnival worker. Can also be used as an adjective "That is so clowntarded." "Man that Major Nelson was acting all carnytarded on Attack of the Show" And hello, I don’t want to hear hate from special ed teachers and parents okay? Just don’t need it right now. I HAVE A BROKEN ZIPPER!

  5. Yes, but you forgot to mention that you quickly decided that you couldn’t handle both of us….and hung up on ME…
    Or was that one thoes things I wasn’t supposed to say outloud?

  6. Of course I hung up on you.  You were on the phone and Trixie was – pant, pant – right there with me and had a new leather collar and fishnet stockings.
    A girl in the hand…
    Was I not supposed to say that out loud?

  7. I love those burritos, they’re the perfect size for the paper salsa containers that they have. You could always look for a black jeans jacket with hooker boots — that might say biker chick.

  8. hmm good point. I HAVE Frye motorcycle boots, so I’m cool on footwear. I’ll try the denim jacket option too! Thanks Chris!

  9. That is me again!! Me and my special XET blog. I’ll be in Dutch and French, but I would love to add you to my Friends there too, if you don’t mind, of course.
    I have never been to a Halloween, but it must be damn funny.

  10. Methinks next year I’ll be able to do up the house and have a party.. but this year it’s filled with boxes having just moved in. We’re supposed to go to some party on Saturday, but I haven’t any clues on a costume. Maybe a ClownTard..

  11. I am having problems visualizing your situation, Trixie. Please post very detail pics of you showing off the problem.  🙂

  12. I wish I could go! I’d go as a guy mauled in a biker accident. Bwahaha….I could be your dead boyfriend. We could build something around the chair and make it look like I’m flying around in a coffin!

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