Chili Peppers rock the Roxy

Here’s what happened at the show:

 

My tooth broke on a piece of gum

Someone(s) grabbed my ass

I got a contact high

the Red Hot Chili Peppers rocked my world!

 

Apparently Paris Hilton was there, but she must be scared of the ass-whipping I’ve threatened her with, so she stayed well clear of me.

 

The show was freaking amazing. Seriously. They are just a fierce, balls-out band. They made some jokes about Bill Gates and several remarks about a particular sexual practice (not involving Bill). They are just funktastic and the way John and Flea play together is wondrous to behold. It’s like Jimi Hendrix meets Bootsie Collins. I read a concert review in Blender that said their duet was uncomfortably homoerotic with all the face to face eye contact and rhythmic hip thrusting, but hey: rock and roll is the only really legit way for straight guys to get off on eachother. It’s all good!

 

Totally impressed by the Chili Peppers. Amazing energy, tight sound; it was crazy good!!!

 

PS sorry my pictures blow. I was squashed in the so-called VIP area. Me and my little notebook were crushed. Me and my little hiney were groped.