I adore BaldSnail. He kicks ass at his job, he’s cool, and he should be sainted for having to share my office. But alas, the snail has maxed out his contract and must leave me.
So now I search for a new snail. I found a great candidate, but the dastardly 100-day break thing stymied that. Then a nice lady was interested in the job and she would have been good…but after meeting me she decided she was no longer interested. I scared her away.
I need to find a new snail that will have burping contests with me (and let me win), keep me organized, and listen to my filthy mouth. Most importantly they can’t scare easy.
I don’t have very high hopes 😦
Give me a Dr. Pepper and I’ll win any burping contest. Good luck finding a snail though. I’d be you snail hero anyday.
I’d let you win arm wrestling contests, does that count?
I adored the filthy mouth thingie. LOL
I think I scare a lot of people because of it though. Oops! -_-
LOL, I have all the requirements, TriX. 😉
Well, besides the living close to Redmond, one, lol.
….hmm….it would be one more step to my world plan of getting over to the Xbox division. brah…ha….ha.
Oh, and my financee hates when I burp Darth Vader quotes.
Definately going to be sad to see the snail go 😦 make sure to toss one last gummy to the roof for good measure!
do fart noises count? Or is that a minus
Ohhh good luck. Make sure you choose someone who can take a lot of abuse becuase if they cry easily it is no fun 🙂
Good luck Trixie. I hope you find someone. (You’re not THAT scary) 😉