So now I search for a new snail. I found a great candidate, but the dastardly 100-day break thing stymied that. Then a nice lady was interested in the job and she would have been good…but after meeting me she decided she was no longer interested. I scared her away.
I need to find a new snail that will have burping contests with me (and let me win), keep me organized, and listen to my filthy mouth. Most importantly they can’t scare easy.
I don’t have very high hopes 😦