Here are my highlights of Singapore:
- Meeting Master Chief and telling him I love him. "No seriously Master Chief, I actually love you."
- Metropolitans at the Equinox on top of the city.
- Discovering that they do NOT cane women!
- Not getting busted for chewing gum.
- Pedicures with BFF Lindsey.
- Getting Hooperkid drunk enough to want to sing karaoke.
- Watching the teenage girlies squeal for Sinapore pop idol JJ Lin.
- Master Chief whispering to me how he finishes the fight in H3 (look for the video tomorrow on Xbox.com).
- Falling asleep to Queens of the Stone Age each night. Dirty American rock feels so decadent here.
- Meeting EL SUFUR who came to Singapore to see his dad and stopped by the WCG to say hi.
- Lizards! And the boys who think it’s funny to scare me with them.
- Nearly inciting a riot in Little India Sunday night.
- Housekeeping giving up on cleaning my room by day three.
- Being late EVERY DAY until I discovered my watch was five minutes behind everyone else’s.
- Master Chief getting mad when I tried to grab his ass. Like REALLY mad.
- The HEAT. I know I’m going to hell, and this was an unpleasant preview.
- Video Monkey telling me I’m always mean to him.
- Having to leave for the airport four hours from now…