The Domestic Goblin Problem The one in my house steals spoons, binkies and of course socks. How do you get rid of them? This fucker needs to go. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)MoreClick to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related 6 thoughts on “The Domestic Goblin Problem” Add yours I bet if a certain somebody had a job and moved out, then the amount of mysterious things that happen in the house would go down. Just saying… 🙂 Reply Unfortunately, goblins of this type are connected to kids. The only way to get rid of them is to wait for the kids to grow up and move out. Sorry. Looks like you’re gonna be fighting this one for a while. Reply Do you have birds of any sort? Yes I have seen the replies thus far BUT I had birds as a child and they always hit things in a hole along the baseboard we did not know about. And if this is all tongue-in-check (perish the thought) then it’s all the dryers fault. :o) Reply I got a dog to chase the goblins off. It works! Now i can find my socks easily. Of course, they are full of slobber and holes, but they are easy to find when you feel that cold, wet, sock under your bare foot. In all seriousness, i want to kill the ad agency that showed the toddler dropping keys in the toilet bowl. I looked at my 2 YO, and she had the light bulb over her head w/ evil grin. Reply You send him to someone elses house. Reply You’ll never get rid of them. No matter how far you run away.They’re existing worldwide. Even with no kids around. Disgusting. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.