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5 Signs You Watch Too Much Children’s TV


The sound of Barney's voice makes you want to open a vein.

You can no longer just dance. You must "dancey dance."

Gooble no longer makes you think of a sad sex toy.

You want to smack Tolee for being a whiny bitch.

Diego is starting to look hot.

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3 thoughts on “5 Signs You Watch Too Much Children’s TV

  1. cpatti on said:

    Ah the many, many reasons my wife and I decided not to have children 🙂 We’re leaving it to competent professionals like yourself 🙂

    Great post. Thanks for the early morning laugh 🙂

  2. Brian Youmans on said:

    How about, “When you try to pick someone up in a bar, you stick two eyeballs on your hand and say, ‘Oobi. You… friends?'”

  3. hahaha!! I like thinking that Diego is hot though. haha! Can’t stop laughing.

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